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Song Parodies -> "Beau Swain"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Beau Swain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This advice is borne out, do not take a lout. . .
beau swain.
Once one you have found, vows you propound. . .
beau swain.
A sweet guy, a neat guy, treats the eye:
beau swain.

When you’re gonna choose, don’t wanna have bad news:
beau swain.
When your dating’s done and you’ve found the one:
beau swain.
No creep guy will you try, just neat guy:
beau swain.

If you wake, he’s gone, call up your old beau, Don—
beau ’gain.
Get him in the sack and never look back—
beau gain.
To that guy, say “goodbye,” and don’t cry—
no pain.

The new guy’s the old guy; give a try. . .
beau ’gain.

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Total Votes: 1

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