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Song Parodies -> "On Béchamel and Roux"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"On Béchamel and Roux"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
On béchamel and roux
Are what I dine.
I spread ’em atop my beef stew—
One is white ’n’
One’s like midnight ’n’
You know, they’re a garnish
You can spread around.
Can use too much? Gar nicht!!
You can put ’em on a garbage mound
And it won’t smell like loo—
Then you can dine. . .
So fine!
I love roux
And béch. too
On my stew
Once went “moo,” as a cow.
Put ’em on hare,
Apply liberally—
They’re great on sow
And deer meat!
Much béchamel and roux. . .
I’m saturnine.
Are what I dine.
I spread ’em atop my beef stew—
One is white ’n’
One’s like midnight ’n’
You know, they’re a garnish
You can spread around.
Can use too much? Gar nicht!!
You can put ’em on a garbage mound
And it won’t smell like loo—
Then you can dine. . .
So fine!
I love roux
And béch. too
On my stew
Once went “moo,” as a cow.
Put ’em on hare,
Apply liberally—
They’re great on sow
And deer meat!
Much béchamel and roux. . .
I’m saturnine.
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CaptainJack de Barrow, Sir, are you a hunter ? . . . all this talk about Critters . . .
Isn't it a big waste to have such a fine meal, then gag yourself, or are these two different protagonists? :-) ... Are you at 300 yet? I'm at 555 here.
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