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Song Parodies -> "Champagne"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Champagne"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You invite the gang out;
They watch the bubbly spout,
Champagne.
Everyone drinks it down,
Falls flat on the ground,
Champagne.

Wet, so light,
Sec,* so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.

If you dig them snoots,
You gotta sip them bruts,**
Champagne.
When your glass is gone,
Have another one,
Champagne.

Wet, so light,
Sec, so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.

Have a taste of Dom,
Surname, Perignon,
Champagne.
Don't make a wry crack
Like, "I love dry sack!"***
Refrain.

Wet, so light,
Sec, so light,
Get so tight.
Champagne.


*dry
**brut: dry champagne; "extra dry" is actually somewhat sweet
***sherry
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alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
bubbly
2Eagle - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Sparkling wine is my favorite, but I will drink Champagne whenever I save up enough money to buy a bottle.
PMS - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Uh oh, I think I see a trend here...
TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
wry crack/dry sack! Ha!

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