-> "Smooch Osculator"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Operator"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Smooch Osculator"
The Lyrics
Like a fife, lingual joy.
He push in face the organ of taste and words that can cloy.
Titty bites? No nips tonight.
When you respire, he won’t retire. . .requires delight.
He place it in ya, your clenchèd lips part.
Dental battlements, no chance
to rebuff that tongue tough, once it gets a start.
No easy task.
He’s a smooch osculator,
smooth osculator,
tooth osculator.
Gropes the throat, all way to chicks’ grotto where drains ale
after it’s poured in mouth, a streamed cargo, hopped and pale.
Tasting face—moll maw-maul haste.
To her voice box, the glossal fosse*. . .
proceeds apace.
The licentious tongue is surging; its goal:
meld with where morphemry is controlled.
This guy likes to wrangle in your piehole.
You’ll need a mask.
He’s a smooch osculator,
tooth osculator,
bouche-smooch invader.
Gropes and probes, all way down chicks’ glossolalia swale.**
After it soars in mouth, no embargo, no avail.
A teethy task.
He’s a smooch osculator,
bouche osculator,
uvula grazer.
*ditch (rhymes with “loss”)
**glossolalia: speaking in tongues; swale: valley-like intersection of two slopes, among other definitions
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