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Song Parodies -> "Schlockin’, Fobbin’"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Robin"

Original Performer:

Bobby Day

Parody Song Title:

"Schlockin’, Fobbin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tweetle-de-tweetle-de tweet [7x]

The schlock in his tweets stops never for long;
schlock is sometimes mawkish and sometimes very wrong.
Thoughtless are his words; they’re rarely mete.
Uh-oh! here comes Robin with a feast of tweets.

Schlockin’ Robin tweets, tweets, tweets,
schlockin’, fobbin’ tweets, tweets, tweets.
Whoa! schlockin’ Robin,
you are really gonna fob tonight.
(Tweetle-de-tweetle-de tweet).

Robin sits and wallows in meaningless memes
full of worthless words; conspiracies teem.
Some are quite foul, and some are so
ridiculous, obviously faux.

Not for Robin memes, memes, memes
schlockin’, fobbin’ memes, memes, memes
Whoa! schlockin’ Robin,
you are really gonna fob tonight.
(memely, memely, meme).

Well, some of this stuff is merely a word grandstand
A lot of it is images, rightly panned.
The stream o’ crap is steady from a nest of trolls
that out-schlock each other from their loathsome holes.

The schlock from these creeps stops never for long;
schlock is sometime mawkish and sometime very wrong.
Thoughtless are the words; they’re rarely mete.
Here comes some more fobbin’; it’s hard to defeat.

Schlockin’, fobbin’ tweets, tweets, tweets,
schlockin’, fobbin’ meme, memes, memes.
More shlockin’, fobbin’.
It’s an endless stream of fobbed off blight.

Tweetle-de-tweetle-de tweet [7x]
Memely, memely, meme [6x]

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