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Song Parodies -> "'L'ivore"

Original Song Title:

"Elenore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"'L'ivore"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've got a thing about food;
I have got a vittles 'tude;
I really want food. "L"ivore's my treat!
Good cooks don't motivate me,
High on a haute cuisine spree.
There's nothing like food. . .relish more lunch meat.

"L"ivore, I would rather dwell
On the treat I like so well--
It's not sides of choy and lettuce.
Relish more of what rings my chimes,
On which I spend all my dimes.
Hell, I've got a lunch-meat fetish.

I teethy-sink to chew meat
That is not roast or stew meat
Or a fileted sow. . .smell of boar--hammy!!
I'll have a bite of lunch loaf;
I ain't polite--a munch oaf.
I think it's love. . .that smell adore, lunch meat.

"L"ivore, I like it so well,
Sometimes aspicized with gel.
I'll abide with my food fetish.
Relish more of what rings my chimes,
On which I spend all my dimes.
Hell, I'm always lunch-meat peckish.

"L"ivore--I like it so well.
Yum, yum!
Melts in your mouth like buttah--swell!
Yum, yum!
Yum!!

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Johnny D - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Deserves high marks just for "vittles 'tude".
alvin - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
another worthy addition to your lunch meat parodies
Agrimorfee - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A little too creative in the pronunskiation of the title, methinks. You still squeak by because you are John A. Barry. :)
UnKnownVO - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, just what is it about . . . . L'meat, sir ?? why ?? Why not Cream Puffs . . . . Salmon w/Hollandaise . . . Chocolate mouse . . . there is soooo much more to food, than that greasy, miserable ~LM~
John Barry - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, Alvin, Agrimorfee (thanks for the squeak by), UKV (I do it all for thee)
Johnny D - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Agri, today he may be John A. Barry, but someday we all know he will be John THE Barry!
Meriadoc - September 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... and I always thought L'Ivoire was a country in Africa...

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