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Song Parodies -> "The Gyp-Us Throng"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Gyp-Us Throng"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pelf sluts blowing [smoke] while the land’s on fire,
jackoff idjits, bagman ho’s,
stool-rimed aholes seeping dung in the mire,
yet folks mess up and send them votes.

Everybody knows these turkeys have some missing lobes;
gelt’s most pleasin’ to this blight.
Minus thoughts, filled with lies, galling schmoes,
Hill slime, retards, stooge creeps to fight.

They know the swagman’s on his way;
he’s bringing lots of toys and goodies—it’s payday!
And every mother’s pile is gonna rise.
They leech; our pain’s clear. . .“let ’em eat cake”-type guys.

They go for offerings in big-bills ways;
the bills they write ain’t for me, you.
All ho’s for big bread, money slime, monkey brays.
Scary gypper goon crew.

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AFW - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah yes, quite the creative way to sum it up...In congress...emphasize the Con
Timmy - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Unfortunate, but the only folks who might do a good job, would never run for office. I liked the "let them eat cake" line. Too bad the cake won't be Twinkies.
Jonathan - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
this really put me in the Christmas Spirit "drinks eggnog" I love eggnog! 555
Patrick - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Depraved filth was the kindest thing I could think to call them. "This is our congress, paid more than worth. This is our congress, scum of the earth. To Marx they pledge allegiance, like Bolsheviks of old. For this is our congress, the bought and the sold".
Meriadoc - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Especially liked the 'missing lobes' sub for mistletoe.

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