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Song Parodies -> "Ceasin' of the Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Season of the Witch"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ceasin' of the Witch"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A wicked Kansas wind blows
strong, maliciously.
I try to escape that wind, go
along with extended family.
But I fail, I fail.

Tornados sure can be a bitch;
for the cellar I have an itch.
But I’m stuck out here in a ditch, damn!
Make it to house, which starts to pitch.

The house drops, hard as a boulder;
under it feet I see.
Looks like a witch, and she starts to smolder, briefly.
Then I’m chained
to sis, chained.

Because I am her sister’s bitch,
which makes me the bitch of a bitch, damn!
She treats me like a friggin’ snitch.
And so…

must be appeasin’ of the witch,
must be appeasin’ of the witch, damn!
Must be appeasin’ of the witch.

But I don’t like this servile niche,
in which I am the witch’s bitch.
A bucket of water I pitch!

Eau go!

I’ve brought deceasin’ of the witch, yeah!
I have wrought ceasin’ of the witch.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Five Yellow Brick Roads - I think...
Patrick - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
An OS from long ago. The Kansas winds are blowing snow right now, rather than houses. But they sure are a "witch". Tomorrow, they will be the "witch" of November. I'm not sure I can do anything about that. Eau well. Which, I guess, is where "eau" comes from.
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
Life's a witch!

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