Song Parodies -> Attila

Original Song Title:

"Matilda"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

  
Parody Song Title:

"Attila"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Hey, Attila, Attila, Attila,
He take Rome's money, dis Hun vengeance-waler.
Attila, Attila, Attila,
He take Rome's money, dis Hun vengeance-waster.

Five hundred years de empire. . .plus!
But he comin'--it gonna go bust.

Heya! Attila,
He take Rome's money, dis Hun vengeance-slayer.

Severed bodies.
Attila bring in de horses,
Attila bring in de lout hordes,
Attila, he take Rome's money, dis Hun vengeance-waler.

Huns come in now.
Attila take de northeast corner,
Attila--dis guy remorseless,
Attila, he take Rome's money, dis Hun vengeful slayer.

Well, he take de money, houses, and de lan',
Him and his imperious clan--
Dey slay ya.
Attila, he take Rome's money, dis Hun's vengeance nail ya.

Severed bodies.
Attila, Attila, Attila,
He take Rome's money, dis Hun wretch impaler.

Huns again now!
Attila take de northwest corner,
Attila, Attila,
He take Rome's money, dis Hun's vengeance scare ya.

Well, dis Hun 'e do more dan shrink de kids. . .
De Romans say, "Beware de march of ids!"
Huge ego, Attila.
Dis lout not funny and. . . .
Severed bodies.
Attila, Attila, Attila,
He ain't too funny--you heckle, he slay ya!

Huns come in now.
Attila gonna sock it to ya,
Bring a lotta slaughta.
Attila, he waste de country, dis Hun vengeance-slayer.
Women in de court flee!

Magilla, magilla, magilla,
He take de whole ting, dis Hun greedy, reachy--
Heavy booty.

Attila, goadin' de emperor,
Attila call him "empty toga,"
Attila, he take beaucoup bling, dis Hun greedy, reachy.

Well, empire never to rise again
(Money now in Vatican).

Dey slay ya.
Attila, he barbarian; dis Hun greedy, breachy.

Heavy boots, he,
Attila, Attila,
Gotta sack-ya thing-a,
Attila, he barbarian; dis Hun screechy, breachy.

Him isn't a softie,
Attila, Attila, Attila,
His jokes not funny, but lungs best go "Hee-hee!!"
Severed bodies.
Attila, Attila, breach borders, porous,
Attila, he take Rome's money; dis Hun veni vici.
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