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Song Parodies -> "I’m Henry the J., I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Henry the J., I Am"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m Henery the J., I am,
Henery the J. I am, I am.
I’m not scary till the wickedness pour—
Then I’m hairy, a nice gent no more.
When changes come; I’m not Henery—
A good man not after I swill a dram.
Then an ape I am—not Henery,
Excess-seeking ape I am.

Second curse, worse than the first.

I’m Henery the changed, I am,
Henery the strange I am, I am.
I’m quite scary to the bimbos and whores;
They are wary that my knife will score,
But then a gun gets the best of me;
A bullet serves to kill me; I can’t scram.
Then they gape—“Whoa, man, it’s Henery!
Henery the J. dies and. . .

H-E-N-R-Y. Henery, Henery,
Henery is slain, nice man, nice man.
Henery became Hyde man.”

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UnKnownTart - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, . . . I'll put a "J" on your 'jack', CaptainDrac, ~Le Duque oCHUG~ ! !
John Barry - October 23, 2009 - Report this comment
UKT: Can't wait!
Old Man Ribber - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey....don't you Hyde this stuff away! ;D

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