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Song Parodies -> "To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before"

Original Song Title:

"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

Parody Song Title:

"To All the Girls I’ve Loved Before"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

To all the girls I’ve loved before;
I’ve travelled to love many more
Than just the one who’s down
In Buenos Aires town—
He estado in mi amor.

To all the girls that I’ve caressed
A new meaning to “I am blessed.”
List continues to grow
There’s still some mo’, you know,
Of all the girls I’ve loved to score

So many women I’ve been knowing,
That’s in a biblical way:
Get it? Well, I’ve got to be going—
You won’t see me for several days.

To all the girls who aren’t my wife;
The numbers, I fess, are more rife.
There is one in each town
Where I travel around.
To all the girls I’ve loved encore.

To all the girls who’ve shared with me
Their favors as they’ve bared with me
(There’ve been so many paired with me
For taxpayers plane fares weren’t free
Why will my wife not bear with me?
She’s set a journal’s snare for me).
I must master the art
Of telling them apart
All of the girls I’ve loved before.

So many women I’ve been groping,
That’s in a digital way.
When I return home, I am moping;
My wife is not making my day.

To all the girls I’ve humped and more;
Adultery’s what I adore.
I don’t think with my crown
But what is further down.
I’m dumber than an bulkhead door.

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John Barry - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
My apologies. I accidentally posted a slightly different version of a parody that appeared in the last posting.
Axed&Dental - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Your appologies accepted, Captain A-JAB, alias SirSweaty!
AFW - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done, again
alvin - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
that's OK...sanford did it more than once as well
unKnownVO - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
^ Sir Alvin, your commentary makes me laugh, Sir . . .

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