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Song Parodies -> "I Run Pell-Mell Into. . ."
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Run Pell-Mell Into. . ."
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I run pell-mell into
That truck; I'm blind
Drunk. . .look at the truck and see two.
"Walk a straight line."
Says the cop, "Straight line!
"Then, you take your hand 'n'
Move it from the down
Position, then land it--
Ah, you can't!-- on your nose. You're jail-bound!"
Now in a cell I snooze. . .
A DUI,
Oh my!
I was stewed,
I was stewed,
I was stewed,
I was stewed, really plowed.
I'll need some hair,
Soon, of the doggy,
But none's allowed.
Cold turkey!
I'm in a hellish mood--
No beer or wine!!!
[fade on sound of desperate salivation]
That truck; I'm blind
Drunk. . .look at the truck and see two.
"Walk a straight line."
Says the cop, "Straight line!
"Then, you take your hand 'n'
Move it from the down
Position, then land it--
Ah, you can't!-- on your nose. You're jail-bound!"
Now in a cell I snooze. . .
A DUI,
Oh my!
I was stewed,
I was stewed,
I was stewed,
I was stewed, really plowed.
I'll need some hair,
Soon, of the doggy,
But none's allowed.
Cold turkey!
I'm in a hellish mood--
No beer or wine!!!
[fade on sound of desperate salivation]
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