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Song Parodies -> "Tires"
Original Song Title:
"Fire"
Original Performer:
Crazy World of Arthur Brown
Parody Song Title:
"Tires"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I am a dog that smells tires; then I tinkle.
Tires--my nose they will burn.
Tires get hot when they turn.
Then it's my turn
At the dog school, I didn't learn
To only pee on a berm.
So my hind leg I lift high,
I send a jet and let it fly
Toward Firestones that my nose did fry,
I'm spurting out a yellow dye.
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow.
I'm gonna squirt.
Tires, I'll deploy my squirt gun.
Tires, I enjoy this--it's fun!
Yellow they'll turn.
If I were a little doggy girl,
I couldn't make piddle longly swirl
Up so high, up toward the sky,
I'd have to sit; it wouldn't fly.
My name is Fido and I try
To keep tires hardly ever dry
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow!!!!!!!
Tires--every time that they turn
Tires--they'll be squirtin' my ur'ne.
Tires--I've deployed my squirt gun.
Tires--after more I will run.
[fade on sounds of dog howling]
Tires--my nose they will burn.
Tires get hot when they turn.
Then it's my turn
At the dog school, I didn't learn
To only pee on a berm.
So my hind leg I lift high,
I send a jet and let it fly
Toward Firestones that my nose did fry,
I'm spurting out a yellow dye.
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow.
I'm gonna squirt.
Tires, I'll deploy my squirt gun.
Tires, I enjoy this--it's fun!
Yellow they'll turn.
If I were a little doggy girl,
I couldn't make piddle longly swirl
Up so high, up toward the sky,
I'd have to sit; it wouldn't fly.
My name is Fido and I try
To keep tires hardly ever dry
Bow-wow, bow-wow, bow-wow!!!!!!!
Tires--every time that they turn
Tires--they'll be squirtin' my ur'ne.
Tires--I've deployed my squirt gun.
Tires--after more I will run.
[fade on sounds of dog howling]
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well, the original song kinda sounded like it was sang by a mad dog ...funny...5s
Thanks, Alvin. I saw AB in concert once. He had on a helmet that hid a small propane tank. He opened the valve, lit the flame, and danced around on stage while singing "Fire." Can't beat that for showmanship.
I'll never grow tired of your songs, John.
Laughed out loud at the opening line. I always wondered what dogs were thinking.
I'm voting 555 with the majority here. Love it and three boo's to the numbskull that voted all one's on this.
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