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Song Parodies -> "The Putter. . .Tellin' You!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Putter. . .Tellin' You!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The putter. . .tellin' you!
Forget the 9
Don't even think about the 2.
The ball's lyin
On the green, lyin'.

You've gotta just tap it
To roll 'cross the ground.
Listen to your caddy--
I know the course, 'cause I've been around.

The putter, I tell you!
And not the nine,
No nine!

They'll play through,
They'll play through,
They'll play through,
They'll play through, that they vow,
And they don't share
Your difficulty
In saying "now!"

You hear me?!
The putter. . .tellin' you!
Forget the nine!

[fade on soporific sound of golf game being announced on TV]

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Screamin' Jay - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Please learn to spell, bagdouche.

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