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Song Parodies -> "Blah-Blah Cant"
Original Song Title:
"Beach Boys"
Original Performer:
Barbara Ann
Parody Song Title:
"Blah-Blah Cant"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cant [2x]
Blah-blah cant
fakes and rants,
blah-blah cant.
It’s naught but schlock and smoke they’re blowin’,
schlock is what they’re spielin’, blah-blah cant.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cant
Senseless their rants, cookin’ up the cant
all blah-blah banter, and so listen I shan’t,
this blah-blah crap,
oily as sap.
It’s naught but crocks and smoke they’re blowin’,
crocks are what they’re spielin’, blah-blah crap.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah crap.
Lie, senseless crew,
lie-plenty crew,
lies, many huge,
are just what this crew will spew:
blah-blah cant,
fakes and chants.
They’ve wrought their schlock and smoke they’re blowin’,
off the crap they’re reelin’, blah-blah cant.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cant
Blah-blah cant, blah-blah rants, blah-blah rap, blah-blah crap….
Blah-blah cant
fakes and rants,
blah-blah cant.
It’s naught but schlock and smoke they’re blowin’,
schlock is what they’re spielin’, blah-blah cant.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cant
Senseless their rants, cookin’ up the cant
all blah-blah banter, and so listen I shan’t,
this blah-blah crap,
oily as sap.
It’s naught but crocks and smoke they’re blowin’,
crocks are what they’re spielin’, blah-blah crap.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah crap.
Lie, senseless crew,
lie-plenty crew,
lies, many huge,
are just what this crew will spew:
blah-blah cant,
fakes and chants.
They’ve wrought their schlock and smoke they’re blowin’,
off the crap they’re reelin’, blah-blah cant.
Blah-blah-blah blah-blah-blah cant
Blah-blah cant, blah-blah rants, blah-blah rap, blah-blah crap….
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