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Song Parodies -> "Gold McDonnell Had Some Charm"
Original Song Title:
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nursery Rhyme
Parody Song Title:
"Gold McDonnell Had Some Charm"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gold [digger] McDonnell had some charm
See guy once high low
He used this charm wrongly, so now
See guy once high low
Made a boo-boo here
And a boo-boo there
Here a boo, there a boo
Many times a boo-boo
Bold McDonnell misused charm
He lied, he lied so
Bold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
He used that charm for swag and gifts
See guy once high low
Snagged a toy-toy here
And more toy-toys there
Here a toy, there a toy
Everywhere a toy-toy
Gold McDonnell used his charm
To buy, to buy? No!
Sold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
Despite his charm, he’s out of luck
See guy once high low
Grabbed some swag-swag here
And some swag-swag there
Here some sway, there some swag
Everywhere he bagged swag
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
Bold McDonnell had some charm
See guy who lies go
He used the charm with no remorse
He pried, he pried dough
Got his pay-pay here
And his pay-pay there
Here some pay, there some pay
Every day a payday
Sold McDonnell had some charm
He eyed, he pried dough
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He eyed, he pried dough
He used that charm to run a scam
He lied, he lied so
With a “blah-blah” here
And a “blah-blah” there
Here a “blah,” there a “blah”
Everywhere a “blah-blah”
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he pried dough
Hole* McDonnell had some charm
See guy once high go
Despite that charm, got an ass-kickin’
These guys deemed: guy goes
With a “tut-tut” here
And a “tut-tut” there
Here a “tut,” there a “tut”
Twelve declared: “Guilty slut!”
No more “blah-blah” here
No more “blah-blah” there
VA’s Czar at the bar
Pen’lty fare is graybar
Was a naysay here
And a naysay there
Yeah, but they didn’t pay
Any heed to naysay
Was a bagman, clear
Half of bagman pair
With his bag, snagged much swag
He and hag have been bagged
Snagged a toy-toy here
And more toy-toys there
Now this “boy” will enjoy
Being the “girl” of Roy
Made a boo-boo here
And a boo-boo there
Prison blues. . .lots of screws
Double entendre used
’hole McDonnell off to [prison] farm
Sleaze guy, sleaze wife go
*as in “dungeon”
See guy once high low
He used this charm wrongly, so now
See guy once high low
Made a boo-boo here
And a boo-boo there
Here a boo, there a boo
Many times a boo-boo
Bold McDonnell misused charm
He lied, he lied so
Bold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
He used that charm for swag and gifts
See guy once high low
Snagged a toy-toy here
And more toy-toys there
Here a toy, there a toy
Everywhere a toy-toy
Gold McDonnell used his charm
To buy, to buy? No!
Sold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
Despite his charm, he’s out of luck
See guy once high low
Grabbed some swag-swag here
And some swag-swag there
Here some sway, there some swag
Everywhere he bagged swag
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he lied so
Bold McDonnell had some charm
See guy who lies go
He used the charm with no remorse
He pried, he pried dough
Got his pay-pay here
And his pay-pay there
Here some pay, there some pay
Every day a payday
Sold McDonnell had some charm
He eyed, he pried dough
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He eyed, he pried dough
He used that charm to run a scam
He lied, he lied so
With a “blah-blah” here
And a “blah-blah” there
Here a “blah,” there a “blah”
Everywhere a “blah-blah”
Gold McDonnell had some charm
He lied, he pried dough
Hole* McDonnell had some charm
See guy once high go
Despite that charm, got an ass-kickin’
These guys deemed: guy goes
With a “tut-tut” here
And a “tut-tut” there
Here a “tut,” there a “tut”
Twelve declared: “Guilty slut!”
No more “blah-blah” here
No more “blah-blah” there
VA’s Czar at the bar
Pen’lty fare is graybar
Was a naysay here
And a naysay there
Yeah, but they didn’t pay
Any heed to naysay
Was a bagman, clear
Half of bagman pair
With his bag, snagged much swag
He and hag have been bagged
Snagged a toy-toy here
And more toy-toys there
Now this “boy” will enjoy
Being the “girl” of Roy
Made a boo-boo here
And a boo-boo there
Prison blues. . .lots of screws
Double entendre used
’hole McDonnell off to [prison] farm
Sleaze guy, sleaze wife go
*as in “dungeon”
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Three fives!! I'd probably give you "sixies" if I had any idea who you were talking about
Gold! 5's
Yet another Republican who tried to tell us, "I am not a crook!" and was lying.
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