Curly:
He hooks with no warning,
Then he thumps my schnozz,
Turns my ears backward in an oblique way.
I momentarily can't see because
He pokes my eyes, then he kicks. I say:

It's Moe dents I'm feeling;
If I cross him then I will have to pay
(Moe dents I'm feeling).
He's very demeaning
(Moe is demeaning),
Then he beats Larry, an' socks away,
Yes, he beats slight Larry an' walks away.

Homer:
Soused, mangy people in this "salon";
They're shitfaced failures who come to buy
A round or twelve, and then they maunder on
Till rudely interrupted by this guy.

It's Moe's vent they're feeling,
Especially if they're not able to pay
(Moe's vent they're feeling).
He's very demeaning
(Moe is demeaning),
Even to paying fans he will say
Things in braying rants that sound outré.

Together:
We get tired of stinking scolds;
We wish it didn't have to be this way.
Dream of a world sans respective Moe
Two og'rish guys who don't make our day,
Don't make our day.

It's Moe vents we're feeling;
Verbal and physical abuse we pay
(Moe vents we're feeling).
Both are demeaning
(Moes are demeaning);
We're not pansies as some suggest, hey!
We're passive-aggressive, what can we say?