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Song Parodies -> "I'll Serve Moselle to You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Serve Moselle to You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'll serve Moselle to you,
Fine German wine.
It's better than a hopped-up brew--
Quite sublime 'n'
Subtler than Rhine, 'n'

I think you'll be glad it
Will be runnin' down
Your throat; then a brandy
Chaser, one of Alsatian renown.

I'll serve Moselle to you,
Fine German wine.
Let's dine!

Goes with stew,
Goes with gnu,
Goes with roux,
Goes with Kuh--um, that's "cow."
Try it with hare
Pairs elegantly;
I'll pour right now.

We're beer-free!

I've served Moselle to you.
Let's swill like Schwein!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
hmmmm...i'll have to try it with gnu
MrMacphisto - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that...
John Barry - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, MrM.

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