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Song Parodies -> "Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head on My Shoulder"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Putz, Your Head's on My Shoulder"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Putz, your head's on my shoulder,
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, belay
Cooing to me, "I love you."

Get your lips off of my ear,
And retract your tongue. Save me
From your overbite. Lave me--
Thanks for cleaning my aural alcove.

Keep back at least a pace,
Place your hands off my skin.
Please go away, I find you outré,
Besides, there's drool on your chin.

Putz, your head's on my shoulder,
Oh, and take your arm away,
Unsqueeze me tonight, gross me
Out--you've wetted my shoulder.
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 8

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Royce Miller - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the clever title and idea.
Rod Worden - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff!
Johnny D - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This aurody is a spurt of wax.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
i'll have this song in my aural alcove all day...5s
John Barry - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Royce, Rod, Alvin, JD--your comments are making me chuckle.
Leo Jay - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Terrific!
Kristof Robertson - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Aural? I thought for a minute it was "anal".....you is some parody machine, Mr Barry...give me 24 hours to get thru your postings for today. 555
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Putz is on the fritz?

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