I parked and approached Safeway,
Fool kid standin' there.
Rank smell--solicitor.
Signatures paid to snare.
A lunkhead with persistence,
He's a soliciting blight.
My palms grew sweaty when I sighted him.
He's gonna stop me alright.

He stood, blocking the doorway,
With missionary bull.
I was thinkin', I should smack this elf
Who tells me just which levers I should pull.
So I took the pen handle,
And I wrote just this way
On petition: "F*ck the governor!
Oh, and have a nice day!"

Welcome to this vote-hell, California.
A vote called in haste
(A vote called in haste)
What a fiscal waste
(What a fiscal waste)
Special election in vote-hell, California.
In hock up to here
(In hock up to here)
Cost of this farce: dear!
(Cost of this farce: dear!)

Voters' minds termin'lly twisted
Toward some murky, crazy ends.
They got a steroid, botoxed pretty boy--
The recall's friend.
A fascist who courts all hard
Cash he can get.
He rants to the members
Of his donor set.

But his support is lapsin'
Some folks see the light
They say:
"It's clear we shouldn't have voted for this dumb shite."
Now his voice calling for special-election day.
And the cost of election won't be slight--
Seventy million, say.

Welcome to this vote-hell, California.
A vote called in haste
(A vote called in haste)
What a fiscal waste
(What a fiscal waste)
We live with this shmuck
Here in vote-hell California.
His f*ckups, king-size
(His f*ckups, king-size)
For all, alibis.

From cities, teachers stealing.
His sham reign's a blight.
We are all just prisoners here,
Of poor oversight.
Legislative masturbators
Just got their pay increased
Some in cahoots with stealing wives.
They just jerk off while they feast.

I hope in November,
Arnold is shown to the door,
Though no matter who we get,
He/she'll be a craven whore.

He wasn't the right man.
In his programs, he's deceived.
You can check out all his boasts and taunts,
You'll see. . .can't be believed.