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Song Parodies -> "You’d Best Stay Well, or You…."

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"You’d Best Stay Well, or You…."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

You’d best stay well or you
may meet your time.
But when you find that time is due,
thank Paul Ryan,
Death Panel Ryan,
with the Ayn Rand shtik—
he’s cuttin’ ’em down.
Randy Paul is happy,
but as more drop, more joy he’ll have found.
So, best stay well if you
desire to find
more time.

Ryan’s crew:
Ayn II.
Ryan’s coup:
dyin’ you.
If you’re out
of working where
there’s a company
that defrays routs,
you’re lucky.

If not, not swell for you…
a real bad sign.

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