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Song Parodies -> "So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Wisconsin Dells have Spruce,
Poplar and Pine.
But you'd best not chop down none; youse
Will be sighin'
In jail and cryin'.
Yeah, you will be landin’
In prison, you clown.
The judge will be handin’
A sentence for your bad habit down.
So don’t you fell no Spruce,
Poplar or Pine. . .
Jail time.
Don't abuse
Any yews,
Make no hews,
And don't use any pow-
er tools; please spare
Each and every tree,
Even each bough.
Save the trees!
So in the Dells, still Spruce,
And you’re not pined.
Poplar and Pine.
But you'd best not chop down none; youse
Will be sighin'
In jail and cryin'.
Yeah, you will be landin’
In prison, you clown.
The judge will be handin’
A sentence for your bad habit down.
So don’t you fell no Spruce,
Poplar or Pine. . .
Jail time.
Don't abuse
Any yews,
Make no hews,
And don't use any pow-
er tools; please spare
Each and every tree,
Even each bough.
Save the trees!
So in the Dells, still Spruce,
And you’re not pined.
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Resonated well, like off fine wood!
Fives
My heart still 'pines' for you, BarryDearest, Mr B~V~d . . . . Spruced up & Lookin' fine, there PirateJack !
Thanks, Mark. Ms.
fives four trees too
I can actually smell the aroma of pines and spruce in your parody!
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