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Song Parodies -> "So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"So, Don’t You Fell No Spruce"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Wisconsin Dells have Spruce,
Poplar and Pine.
But you'd best not chop down none; youse
Will be sighin'
In jail and cryin'.

Yeah, you will be landin’
In prison, you clown.
The judge will be handin’
A sentence for your bad habit down.

So don’t you fell no Spruce,
Poplar or Pine. . .
Jail time.

Don't abuse
Any yews,
Make no hews,
And don't use any pow-
er tools; please spare
Each and every tree,
Even each bough.
Save the trees!

So in the Dells, still Spruce,
And you’re not pined.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Mark Scotti - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Resonated well, like off fine wood! Fives
MsMilwaukee - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
My heart still 'pines' for you, BarryDearest, Mr B~V~d . . . . Spruced up & Lookin' fine, there PirateJack !
John Barry - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark. Ms.
alvin - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
fives four trees too
Christie Marie M - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I can actually smell the aroma of pines and spruce in your parody!

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