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Song Parodies -> "Pink Blouses"

Original Song Title:

"Pink Houses"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Pink Blouses"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

There’s a glam man dressed in gladrags,
Livin’ in a drag neighborhood.
He’s got some stitches made in fabric by the yard—
You know, I think he looks pretty good,
Like a fine woman, who looks bitchin’. . .
Queenin’ he now in a frock.
You could look and him and think: a darling,
But there’s a member hanging at six o’clock.

Oh, and ain’t that De La Renta on him I see?
Ain’t that De La Renta; that outfit’s really tasteful.
Ain’t that De La Renta?
Pretty pink blouses for dude as she.

Well now, this young man wears no T-shirt;
That isn’t his habilitation.
He’s got she-sy flair, she-sy style;
He’s got Lord…Taylor prestidigitation.
He goes to Nordstrom’s to buy Prada:
Boys’ department—he ain’t resident.
Gets many things off the shelf,
Like Old Navy Jeans;
Soon lots of dough he’s spent.

Oh, but ain’t that a Saint Laurent on him I see?
Ain’t that a Saint Laurent; for that outfit he’s grateful.
Ain’t that a Saint Laurent?
Pretty pink blouses—he’s viewed as she.

Well, some people dress like people
Who’re an antipode-pode-pode.
He’s just one of those guys tries
Imitation; clowns ’round and gulls us. . .sex that’s faux’d,
Oh yeah.
Just a dickster dragged as coozer,
And that ain’t no big deal.
Just a think-girl man playin’ lady for the thrill;
The twill will be nil, but mill[inery]!!

Whoa! that Balenciaga on him I see?
That’s Balenciaga; in that outfit he’s lady.
That’s Balenciaga—
Dig for pink. . .found this!! The dude fooled me!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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 4   0
 5   9

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Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Ordinarily, I'd say it's not the blouse, it's what's inside that matters. In this case, though... I think I'll just shut up and give this parody a 5.
Old Man Ribber - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Finally! A song that really makes a real "statement"! ;D
carol brown - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Nicely done! 555. When you get a chance, please go check out my newest parody.
UnKnownVotress - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Captain DickSter . . . Aye . . . Aye . . . Aye dig dirt ! !
Mark Scotti - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the Buckinghams, 'Kind of A Drag" LOL!!!!!
John Barry - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
MP: First I look at the purse. Hmm? Must be a parody in there somewhere.
OMR: Nicely stated, thanks.
Carol: Thanks. I checked and commented.
UKV: I dig your comments.
Mark: Me too!
AFW - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
This should bring down the blouse, er, house

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