Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
He does retch-induce me.

Johnny Ensign lout/clown and scumbag—
Every day for the mill, there’s more grist.
Even some in the GOP this dolt have dissed.
Johnny Ensign is appalling
Even for a Congressional guy.
F**ked his parents, f**ked his friends, and Coburn
Helped him get by.

Guy’s a lecher—f**cked a staffer, then paid
Her off, thanks to Tom C.
Who arranged the money.
These two fellas so far free get to skate.
But what should be their fate?
Should be “incarcerate.”

But Johnny Ensign, loutish scumbag
Was protected by The Family,
Fellow scum who run a “church” on C Street down in D.C.

Other lechers call it home and get laid
By bimbos such as the
One [Mark] Sanford went to see,
Meanwhile telling everyone and his mate
That he’d perambulate
In Appalachian state.
Like Johnny Ensign, guy’s a scumbag.

Johnny “prayed,” and then he preyed freely.
Now this dreck-filled creep should be in the penitentiary.

Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign, Johnny Ensign,
Sleaze in The Family.