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Song Parodies -> "Merde: Ze Mot"

Original Song Title:

"Mairzy Doats"

Original Performer:

Merry Macs

Parody Song Title:

"Merde: Ze Mot"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Je connais des mots qu'il ne faut dire jamais,
Mai si on du grand sillon de la bouche
Permet qu'un seul mal mot soit jamais exclamé,
On dirait, c'est très louche.

"Merde": ze mot comme autres, maux;
Il faut le lancer d'içi,
Comme "baiser," "con," "faire foutre, allez-vous!"

Oui, "merde": ze mot comme autres, maux;
Il faut le lancer d'içi,
Comme "chatte," "verge," et "faire foutre, allez-vous!"

Il blesse l'oreil, à cette tâche c'est nonpareille,
Et fait engendre le souçi.
Puis, "merde": ze mot comme autres, maux;
Il faut le lancer d'içi.

Oh, "merde": ze mot comme autres, maux;
Il faut le lancer d'içi,
Comme "praline," "cul, faire foutre, allez-vous!"
En autre mots: faire foutre, taisez-vous.


Merde, Bon Mot?

I know words of which you should never partake,
But from where you drink hooch comes one especially louche,
Not at all pretty. . .it merits a bathing
Of the place you smooch.

"Merde": bon mot? No, a no-no
So think before you ply it
In diction; like "f**k off!" "f**k, "c**k": eschew.

Oh, "Merde": bon mot? No, so don't go
There; think before you try it.
It's drivel like "p*ssy," "pr*ck," or "go screw!"

This word's without peer for wounding of the ear,
And its use can cause disquiet.
So, "Merde": bon mot? I don't think so--
Purge it from diction's diet.

Oh, "Merde": bon mot? No, so don't go
There; think before you try it
Such as "cl*t" and "f**k off, a**hole!": eschew-ew.
In other words: shut the f**k up, won't you?!

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Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
John - I'm weak with the French speak but doesn't "Merde" mean caca? I'd love to hear this one sung. I caught just enough of the French to get the idea. Very original and funny. Well done and most refreshing. Now do let it be to C'est la vie (spelling),
alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
the only french i know is french fries, so thanks for the translation....oddly enough, my wife says "pardon my french" when she uses some of those english words

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