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Song Parodies -> "Mine Gold"
Original Song Title:
"Rheingold Beer Jingle"
Original Performer:
Rheingold Beer Jingle
Parody Song Title:
"Mine Gold"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A while ago, Rick Cormer parodied the Schaefer beer jingle. Does anyone remember Rheingold, the dry beer?
De Beers will mine gold
In dry years.
They pick diamonds from their mines
In fine years.
They don't split 'em; they treat
Miners like sides of meat.
Don't buy slave-mined diamonds
From De Beers.
In dry years.
They pick diamonds from their mines
In fine years.
They don't split 'em; they treat
Miners like sides of meat.
Don't buy slave-mined diamonds
From De Beers.
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