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Song Parodies -> "Jug Wine Gets You Drunk"
Original Song Title:
"Sunshine of Your Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cream
Parody Song Title:
"Jug Wine Gets You Drunk"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
It's gettin' near dawn;
The light glows in wine-red eyes.
You swooned because you were drunk;
You swilled down a gallon size.
You breathed like a snarling loon;
A beast you were; at the bar barfed, falling.
You were tasting too long,
Then eats you were blowing.
Drinking jug wine gets you drunk.
You spritzed king-sized chunks;
The night's dining you then spewed.
Mess you spritzed, big-bite hunks
On the flooring and on me, dude!
I hate when you're barfing chow
When I'm wasted too and it on me dries up.
Then I waited too long
To be in tub soaking.
It's like stunk swine mulled with skunk.
The light glows in wine-red eyes.
You swooned because you were drunk;
You swilled down a gallon size.
You breathed like a snarling loon;
A beast you were; at the bar barfed, falling.
You were tasting too long,
Then eats you were blowing.
Drinking jug wine gets you drunk.
You spritzed king-sized chunks;
The night's dining you then spewed.
Mess you spritzed, big-bite hunks
On the flooring and on me, dude!
I hate when you're barfing chow
When I'm wasted too and it on me dries up.
Then I waited too long
To be in tub soaking.
It's like stunk swine mulled with skunk.
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made me laugh hunks and chunks
Thanks, Alvin.
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