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Song Parodies -> "Forced My Spine"
Original Song Title:
"409"
Original Performer:
Beach Boys
Parody Song Title:
"Forced My Spine"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Misaligned. . .he forced my spine,
And I'm cryin, he forced my spine,
He forked my spine.
Well I became senseless and I spent my dimes
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I'd felt best when I was supine
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I saw a quack who cracked and forced my spine.
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine), etc.
He was a cracker,
But not a south'ner.
(Forced my spine, forced my spine)
[Sounds of joints being manipulated]
When he gave it a big crack, I heard my spine
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
Make sounds like a glacier calving ice
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
He skewed the L3 into traction. . .forced my spine
(Gimpier strut after he forced my spine), etc.
He is a quack, sir,
Don't let him touch ya.
F*cks up spines. . .
And I'm cryin, he forced my spine,
He forked my spine.
Well I became senseless and I spent my dimes
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I'd felt best when I was supine
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine)
I saw a quack who cracked and forced my spine.
(Gimpy strut, gimpy strut forced by spine), etc.
He was a cracker,
But not a south'ner.
(Forced my spine, forced my spine)
[Sounds of joints being manipulated]
When he gave it a big crack, I heard my spine
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
Make sounds like a glacier calving ice
(Gimping nut, gimping nut forced my spine)
He skewed the L3 into traction. . .forced my spine
(Gimpier strut after he forced my spine), etc.
He is a quack, sir,
Don't let him touch ya.
F*cks up spines. . .
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DKTOS, but it was a funny read.
Someone's got WAY too much time on their hands.....our gain!
i'm "back" to read the rest of your myriad parodies today...this "cracked " me up...5s
Baby got bad back.
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