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Song Parodies -> "Runny"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bobby Hebb

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Runny--eggs displayed on toast of sweet whole grain.
Runny--I pile 'em on and watch yellow grease rain
Down the darkened bread that is just this side of seared.
After it runs, on the plate it's smeared.
Runny yellow goo, I love you!

Runny--sometimes they exude sulph'rous bouquet;
Tummy won't take 'em--salmonella's at bay.
I'm saved from a stomach squall;
I recall that hens eat all--
Running through their poo. . .stop and chew.

Runny was my nose, I blew incessantly.
Rheumy--despite blows, zapped olfactorily.
These eggs smelled like a rotting whale;
I couldn't tell, my nose had failed.
Running to the loo, I must poo

Runny was the consistency of the waste.
Rump spree--you could say I've got egg on my face.
Can't just fart--it's nature ire,
Seething sea and it's on fire.
Runny eggs, taboo. I'll snub you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i was a little "iffy" on eggs anyway...after reading this, i may be completely through...5s
Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
423. I didn't think it was funny. It kinda just grossed me out.
Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't believe I've ever read such an eloquent poo parody! :-) 555
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, it's been a long time since I had fried eggs served "runny"...but not quite long enough...5's ~ ~ ~
Chuck A. Spear - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
You're not gonna believe this....but I sat down here to check this site before making dinner- for which I am intending to make an OMELETTE!(Don't worry...I'm not detered!). This parody was definitely different! Eloquent....but not really funny(even though I love these types of parodies)
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
5's for a good parody but shame on you for ruining my appitite. I ended up having (gasp) boiled eggs today.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry my comment was so blunt, and I guess my mood didn't help me pace it in my mind. I'll go check pacing, my walkman broke down and I haven't listened to an old cassette in months so I'll try it with a CD.

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