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Song Parodies -> "I’m So Vlad"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Glad"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I’m So Vlad"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Prompted by OMR's comment on Agrimorfee's parody yesterday of "Jesus of Suburbia."
I’m so glad I’m so Vlad, I’m Vlad, I’m glad I’m Vlad.
You’ll be sad, oh so sad when Vlad his fill has had.

I know just what to do:
To go out there and chew
The necks of folks like you.

I bite and what’s seeping
Comes after the gloaming.
I bite and I’m drying out you.

I’m undead, I’m undead, undead, undead, undead.
You should dread the undead; you must dread the undead.

At nighttime I’m creeping;
When I strike, you’re moaning,
The gore foaming out of you.

And I’ll have made of you
A being who will chew
Necks just till morning dew.

You’re undead, you’re undead, undead, undead, undead.
You’ll have bled, fangs bright red—night dread, bright read, bite bled.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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pickle - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I like it!
Peter Andersson - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Aren't the fangs in the way when you try to smile?
The Count - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I see that you got bombed by an idiot who can't count beyond 1.
John Barry - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
I can't resist: Peter Piper picked a pick of pickled peppers. Thanks Peter and Pickle. And Count!
Hammerhead - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
This will hep- 555!!! From the House of Draco!

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