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Song Parodies -> "Brew Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Brew Christmas"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Let's have a brew Christmas. Stout for you?
Let's have some brew--drink a round or two.
Fermentation gives head that's frothy and foamy.
Here's holiday cheer, so have a beer with me.
When too much brew makes me start falling,
For Abdul's taxi we will be calling.
No DUI tonight--hope our driver's not tight,
Stewed from too much booze or brews for Christmas.
Let's have some brew--drink a round or two.
Fermentation gives head that's frothy and foamy.
Here's holiday cheer, so have a beer with me.
When too much brew makes me start falling,
For Abdul's taxi we will be calling.
No DUI tonight--hope our driver's not tight,
Stewed from too much booze or brews for Christmas.
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Good title...my first thought was oriental...555
Thank you, honorable AFW.
I couldn't reconcile the pacing of the last half of the first stanza, but the concept is quite funny! ***Note to AJ, who didn't check the box to allow comments: you added a coupla excellent verses to my own "My Bonnie's A Good Song For Spoofing"! -- MM
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