-> "Calif. Clowns"
Original Song Title:
"Cathy's Clown" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Don’t want these dunces and putzes anymore,
Don’t want these dimwits and nitwits, that’s for sure.
The lying slime
In Norcal town,*
Creeps and drunks, lunkheads, and skunks,
They’re Calif.’s clowns.
They got a scam; all
In special-interest thrall.
They open mouths and tell lies,
They got their finger in the pies,
And got a lotta gall.
Don’t want these dunces and these schmucks anymore,
Don’t want these witless, grifting twits, that’s for sure.
They lie each time
Mouths make a sound.
In the sump from which come dumps
Their tongues are found.
When you see a reddened rear
On a fat cat with a leer,
It’s a cinch the cat’s just had
A rim job and feels glad
Enough big bucks to share.
Don’t want these dunces and putzes anymore.
They know exactly what to kiss, that’s for sure. . .
Big heinies rimed
Where their tongues found.
Feast on plump and lumpy rumps,
These Calif. clowns,
These callous clowns,
These canker clowns,
These crap-filled clowns
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||3|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||3||