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Song Parodies -> "Dry Ice Will Freeze You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Have Seen You"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Dry Ice Will Freeze You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Dry ice will freeze you (3x)
Chilled to the core,
Then you'll be freeze-dried.
Don't close the door! (3x)

Dry ice will freeze you (3x)
Turn your hair
Brittle, spare;
Don't go there! (3x)

Dry ice will freeze you (3x)
You've been apprised.
Glazed like witch's titty, you'll be

Dry ice will freeze you (3x)
Like those floes froze at North Pole.
Enter there and, pal, you'll
Have and end that's cold,
End that's cold. . . .
[repeat till hell freezes over]

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Total Votes: 3

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alvin - January 23, 2008 - Report this comment
nice job on a tune that doesn't offer much to work with

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