-> "I Love My Shirt"
Original Song Title:
"I Want My Shirt"
Parody Song Title:
"I Love My Shirt"
I love my shirt, I love my shirt;
I feel so happy when I’m in my shirt.
I love my shirt, in it I flirt;
I love it even when faded, my shirt.
I feel so groovy when I slink
into it as chicks slink in a skirt.
And in my jeans I also think
are just as comfortable as my shirt. . .
I love that shirt!
When they’re tattered, I don’t cry,
nor when they’ve holes or besmirched with dirt. . .
dirt on my shirt?
’cause when they are in a mess,
I wash them and have clean jeans and shirt
in a stream in which water spurts
or to the cleaner, who is quite pert.
I love my shirt, I love my shirt,
and I don’t love just my jeans and shirt—
Not just them. . . .
Beyond my shirt, not extending to skirt
but beyond shirt. . .shoes in the dirt.
The duds beyond my shirt I will not skirt.
I’ve a statement that is curt:
My other clothes I don’t want to hurt,
especially not the shirt,
my shirt. . . .
In fact, I love my whole wardrobe.
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