Goodbye, Joe, Deepwater blow, big rig fry-o,
Den de globs go, soil water flow, brown de bayou,
Fry de prawn, de eco gone, greasy tide flow,
Gunky de junk after rig sunk; gone, goodbye-o

Jumbo fire, the crawfish die in the freeway junk-o.
Caused de blight and gobs, BP—fouled air and sea-o—
Big slick far, fill used car—not today-o
Because de gunk make greasy funk on de bayou.

Drink de eau? I think, no, de taste is scuzzin’.
Dim folk dumb, dey eat de prawn by de dozen:
Fress is vile, oiled-bog style—eats, don’t try-o!
Because de gunk make feed dat stunk from de bayou.

Junk—don’t fry up de crawfish pie in the freeway gunk-o.
Caused de blight and loss, BP—fouled air and sea-o—
Big slick far, fill used car—dere’s no way-o!
Because de gunk make greasy junk on de bayou.

Junk—don’t fry up de crawfish pie in the freeway gunk-o.
Caused de blight not just, BP—fouled fare from sea-o.
Thick, slicked [sand]bar, sick dicks spar, Congress bray-o!
Junk say three lunks, sleaze weasel skunks. . .fawn and lie-o.