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Song Parodies -> "Junk—Don’t Fry Up!"

Original Song Title:

"Jambalaya"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Junk—Don’t Fry Up!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Goodbye, Joe, Deepwater blow, big rig fry-o,
Den de globs go, soil water flow, brown de bayou,
Fry de prawn, de eco gone, greasy tide flow,
Gunky de junk after rig sunk; gone, goodbye-o

Jumbo fire, the crawfish die in the freeway junk-o.
Caused de blight and gobs, BP—fouled air and sea-o—
Big slick far, fill used car—not today-o
Because de gunk make greasy funk on de bayou.

Drink de eau? I think, no, de taste is scuzzin’.
Dim folk dumb, dey eat de prawn by de dozen:
Fress is vile, oiled-bog style—eats, don’t try-o!
Because de gunk make feed dat stunk from de bayou.

Junk—don’t fry up de crawfish pie in the freeway gunk-o.
Caused de blight and loss, BP—fouled air and sea-o—
Big slick far, fill used car—dere’s no way-o!
Because de gunk make greasy junk on de bayou.

Junk—don’t fry up de crawfish pie in the freeway gunk-o.
Caused de blight not just, BP—fouled fare from sea-o.
Thick, slicked [sand]bar, sick dicks spar, Congress bray-o!
Junk say three lunks, sleaze weasel skunks. . .fawn and lie-o.

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Mark Scotti - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Yummy!!! LOL I had my own recipe for that stuff in: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/allmanbrothersband4.shtml
AFW - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent idea...blending Hank's classic gem with the oil mess...and very well done..especially like the line.."Big slick far, fill used car---there's no way-o! Because de gunk make greasy junk on de bayou"
2Eagle - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I love it when you parody the oldies. Remember Shrimp Boats?
Old Man Ribber - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
AAAIIIIYYYEEE! Dat be good, I guarantee! ;D
NorCALqueen - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
BarrowLaya . . . Hey John !
John Jenkins - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Outstanding bayou word play.

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