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Song Parodies -> "I Graze on Grapes"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Graze on Grapes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I graze on grapes, so sweet and round,
so, babe, go fetch some, please.
I love ’em lots, chomp by the pound…
first give each one a squeeze.

Those grapes are in the market near,
adjacent to the cheese.
The price of grapes went up this year,
but I will pay with ease.

I’ll arrange this delicious fare
on a plate when they’ve come.
Those grapes will not rest long on there;
they’ll soon be in my tum.

I’m crazed for grapes, so sweet and round;
I ate them all, now please,
go back and buy me five more pounds,
and get some bread and cheese.

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