Larry’s Sue’s perdition—nighttime and he calls;
Larry’s Sue’s perdition—lad surely appalls.
Squirrelly and crazy—real pain in her ass.
Sent away this sad shmuck—but he’s back to harass.

Duuude just doesn’t seem to be able to understand:
She don’t love him.
Sue’s perdition won’t go ’way.

Larry’s Sue’s perdition—of him, washed her hands.
Rid her of the problem? Guess not—there he stands.
Guy lives in a daydream—doesn’t know it’s wrong
To keep up the chasing and not be gone.

She’s aggrieved by him, but he just don’t understand:
She don’t love him.
Sue’s perdition won’t go ’way, no, no!

Larry’s Sue’s perdition—nutcase won’t go ’way.
Larry’s Sue’s perdition—it’s dreadful that he’ll stay.
Squirrelly and hazy—not head of the class.
Sentient is this sad shmuck? A cerebral morass.

She’s aggrieved by him, but he just don’t understand;
The putz is dim.
Sue’s perdition’s here to stay. No! No! No!