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Song Parodies -> "We Must Expel the Jews"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"We Must Expel the Jews"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The dad of Mel says Jews
Were doin' fine.

"What Holocaust?" he'll say to you.
"They were fryin'?!
That I'm denyin'."

Now Mahmoud the madman's
In the Apple town,
Dad can scram to 'Mad's pad
Two anti-'s can hike hands and propound:

"We must expel the Jews
From Palestine,
Kampf Mein"

You're a Jew?
They'd take you
On train to
A place new, called Dachau. . .
Oops! Nothing there
Except factories
And grazing cows.
So cherry.

That rotten smell's Mahmoud.
Dad: "Pal o'mine."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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MasonR - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Another amazing addition to your "Spell" opus!
Johnny D - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
555, ka-ching!
alvin - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
expeling laughter here
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Oy, you're schleppin' along a thin line here, boychik!
Tommy Turtle - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
They could deport MG to Iran for all I care... birds of a feather.
John Barry - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, JD, Alvin, Michael, TT.
2Eagle - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I wouldn't give you fives for humor because there is tragically too much truth to that.
MrMacphisto - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
The deniers just need it spelled out for them... 5-5-5
Andria - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
If you think that some of my comments (and Darrell Wilhelm's, he is a fair-weather friend of mine) are borderline-inappropriate, then you will hate this parody. Of course, if you're Jewish, you would naturally avoid this parody. (I am of Irish ancestry with a long Catholic history, although I am 100% secular.) No vote due to the offensive topic.
Phil Alexander - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Andria, the only reason you'd find this topic offensive is if you'd only read the title... the target JB's hit square on is the Armadinejad/Gibson "it didn't really happen that way at all" types who think that somehow Russian & American troops colluded with a mass of starving jews to create a holocaust myth...

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