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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat's Tender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Meat's Tender"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lunch meat's tender,
Lunch meat's sweet,
Rendered rump of shoat.
Ooh, I really like to eat
Till I'm plump with bloat.

Lunch meat's tender,
Lunch meat's tube
Steak with innards fill.
But I have found a dark pube
That has made me ill.

I'll be slender
Before long
As what's ate departs.
From down there deep in my craw 'n'
Engenders mean farts.

Lunch-meat ender,
Now I fear
All fare made of swine.
So I will be switching gears;
It is vegan time.

I dine on cream of tofu
Soup, but in it flows
A rat dropping; up goes 'fu--
Everywhere it blows.

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Paul Robinson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, we all know "parts is parts", don't we, JB? And if we didn't, well, we sure do now...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
glad i took a bite of this...5s
TJC - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I detect a theme today... another great one....honoring the original... and then skewering it like a freshly weaned piglet (Shoat' nuff, bro!)
AFW - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great food spoofing...
John Barry - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, Alvin, TJC (I like themes), AFW.
Kristof Robertson - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
The JAB Parody Diner is open for business! 555
Meriadoc - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Been reading "The Jungle" lately? ;-)
Spoof-Man - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS IS FREAKEN BRILLINT!!! I'll never look at Lunch meat the same way agian, thanks!
Peregrin - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Served up a good one here John :)

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