Some say she's got a pair like guys;
In NRA is she.
Soon she will start to blow wind and rail away
In demagoguery
Like the senior citizen will.
Will she be funny
As MP?

She comes from harsh-weather nether land,
North, at the U.S. end,
Where there is endless night. . .Ted Stevens, their boy--
But Sarah ain't Ted's friend.
John hopes the Cli[n]tonistas will
Go for team she and he. . .
We will see.

Palin,
No, here I ain't
Talking about Michael in Monty,
But she who is a late-in-life mommy
At age of 43.

Fragmenty
Now is the GOP--
That's why Palin. . .
Hope that gals who hold clenchingly
To sought VP pick: Hillary
Will now go for McC.

Pale 'n'
She looks like [Tina] Fey,
But her hair is much more bouffanty.
Also, will she be Monty-buffoony?
We'll have to wait and see.

Ain't got much credibility--
She once helmed a city
Of 5K, which is inland from Trading Bay.
At least she nailed Teddy;
Gave his bridge boondoggle the chill,
Where it's 43
Below--C.!

Palin,
Some folks would say
That Sarah's a paleocon; she
Wants no school talk 'bout descent from monkey.
Now, will she help the ascent o' Johnny?
We'll have to wait and see.