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Song Parodies -> "Silver Shells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Silver Shells"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Shifty "guys" walk, blinking eyes gawk.
Dressed in horrific style
As they stare,
Prepare to feed on slit miss.
Kill 'er, quaffing
After gaffing
With teeth that never smile.
You can corner and drill 'em or fear.
Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these slippery
Shape-shift things that can't sing;
Moon's out and they hiss and bay.
Things don't eat light
When their teeth bite
And they've fed on your spleen.
If you're stopped by one,
You're hors d'oeuvre pleasure.
Hear Lou's chin crunch
In lupine* lunch--
If you can't stand this scene,
You must become a gunsel,
It's clear.
Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these shifty
Shave-skipped things; but don't wing
Him, or you'll be his entrée.
*pertaining to wolves
Dressed in horrific style
As they stare,
Prepare to feed on slit miss.
Kill 'er, quaffing
After gaffing
With teeth that never smile.
You can corner and drill 'em or fear.
Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these slippery
Shape-shift things that can't sing;
Moon's out and they hiss and bay.
Things don't eat light
When their teeth bite
And they've fed on your spleen.
If you're stopped by one,
You're hors d'oeuvre pleasure.
Hear Lou's chin crunch
In lupine* lunch--
If you can't stand this scene,
You must become a gunsel,
It's clear.
Silver shells, silver shells;
It's killin' time for these shifty
Shave-skipped things; but don't wing
Him, or you'll be his entrée.
*pertaining to wolves
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loved the way you turned christmas into halloween
Vampirish, and very well done
I wasn't sure if that was about werewolves or zombies, but Halloween is the New Christmas - which gives me some thoughts.
2eagle? How can you say that? If that were true, then Dick Van Dyke's real name would have to be Penis Van Lesbian.
"me": he meant it in a figurative sense. Of course it isn't true literally
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