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Song Parodies -> "Awesome Queefs"

Original Song Title:

"Autumn Leaves"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Awesome Queefs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Or, should that be "queeves"?
For awesome queefs, rift widens, wind blows.
The awesome queefs, like breaths, are bold.
The seam ’tween lips emits sibilance;
it’s from the gland that showers gold.

When that rent’s arrayed to play a long tone,
it could go on like a song.
Blust’ry winds are like a squall that’s startling
when awesome queefs start to haul.

Bet a wench could play an airy song
Lepétomane-like, but no pong.
Just emit some tones of squalls not farting.
Those awesome queefs startle all.
Just emit some tones, play squalls Wagnerian.
From awesome queefs: “Parsifal.”

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Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 8

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Wendy - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
filth and garbage. 1s
Chauvinist Pig Lee - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
She's just a queever ... when I kiss her; queeving when I hold her tight .... QUEEVER! .. In the morning; queeving all thru the night
Rex - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
A disgusting write devoid of purpose.
Gynecologist - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
As the Millennials say, "Tewtally ahsome!" Although I would not write on this topic, I shall defend to the death your right to do so. You obviously know some noisy gals. Your obscure references and Buckleyian vocabulary are awesome, but they hinder comprehension when sung.
Sickening - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
A queef is the sound a vagina makes when it sucks in a bunch of air for no reason, and then blows it back out. This sound is loud, disruptive, and often vibrates. Unlike farts, queefs are irrepressible. Way to go you creepy old perv.
Tired of this rubbish - February 23, 2017 - Report this comment
This unintelligible gibberish masquerading as a song parody is too much. The topic of p*ssy farts is equally offensive. Whatever Mr. Barry had in the past is long gone. Boo! Grade F-

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