Motor speaker, motor speaker, you can claim two
words or more for every one that I compile
when I’m voicing, so my choicing’s to defame you,
saying, “Motor speaker, I don’t like your style!”

Is your style ferklempt? No, never, motor speaker.
You ain’t inept at the stentorian art.
Many streams have you wrought. . .vocables schlepped,
Your outcry there is outcry fare,
Verbal storm is unreal, motor speaker.
Out paroles roll from your piehole, the burgeon starts.

Is your style ferklempt? No, never, motor speaker.
You’re an adept at the stentorian art.
Many streams have you wrought. . .bonmots? maux! schlepped.
Your outcry fare is outcry blare.
Verbal storm with great zeal, motor speaker.
Out paroles roll from your piehole— it’s words as fart.

Motor speaker, mots-turds reeker.