Wicked smell, sickly smell, icky smell’s rot.
Wicked-smell stink’s a pretty-smell kink.
Blowin’ of noses has only begun—
icky smell’s got past the septum.

Wicked smell, sickly smell, icky smell’s rot.
Icky smell’s rhinal stink ain’t sublime.
Acrid and rancid, it wicks through the air—
you’ve gotta beware.

A rhinal crime wafting from slime
that’s rotting there in place.
Icky smell slime’s a nose-held crime.
It’s so vile, and it’s a coarse disgrace.

Icky funk, no recourse, it can’t be beat.
Stinky as pickle crock.
Icky and stinky, worse than an athlete’s feet.
Rancid stinking smell: rot.

Wicked smell, sickly smell, icky smell’s rot.
Icky smell’s rhinal assault’s a crime.
Acrid and rancid and stinking the air—
worse than a skunk’s lair.

A rhinal crime wafting from slime
that’s rotting there in place.
Icky smell slime’s a nose-held crime.
I’ve got piles of tissues on my face.

Icky funk, worse than horseshit on your feet
if you don’t watchful-walk.
Sickly and stinky worse than an athlete’s feet.
Banish wicked smell,
vanquish stinky smell,
fast from icky smell trot.