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Song Parodies -> "I Putt as Well as You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Putt as Well as You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I putt as well as you
on nine plus nine.
A little bet on who can do
the best plyin’
that stick of iron?

First, let’s shake hands on it,
and then we’ll get down
to playing upon it:
that closely cropped patch of bright green ground.
I’ll putt as well as you…
gelt will be mine,
all mine.

You putt 2
and are through.
I must do
1 but blew it—and how!
It worked out there
for a lousy 3!

Your hand’s out now
for money.

I put the gelt into
your palm and whine.

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