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Song Parodies -> "Mother, My Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Martha, My Dear"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mother, My Dear"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Trash for "Trash"
Mother, my dear, though we spend our lays in fornication,
The member squeeze. Sister's my love.
No jealousy! Mother my dear.

Oh, to wed, shtup that little girl and have a son.
We might find fellow's a little nitwit.
Whelp, she yelps; do me, sis; I do not want that hound, Blue.
Thrill me, girl!

Take backwoods look around you;
See dad's wood wants your mound, too. Flee
And come to me, your sweet brother,
Thrill me, girl.

Got my gland out; won't mill it, girl. Why does she run
To behind the stealth of a big thicket?
Melds herself to the mons of mom; dad's gettin' down too,
With the girls.

Father, my dear, may I join this family congregation,
Treat wood of me, sis, dad, and mom!
Don't forswear me. Ménage, my dears?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
John dis 'ere parodee is perfect!!!! Sorry, butt Red Ant already had one in fer "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", but dis one 'ere will do jist nicely, I reckon! Needless to say, 5's
alvin rhodes - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
my neck AND face red from laughin'...too funny
TJC - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Five Yikes! (it's backwoods Bill Sykes!)
Paul Robinson - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like an activity the hole family can enjoy. 5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias (again), Alvin, TJC, Paul
PMS - September 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The family that lays together stays together
Peregrin - August 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Came here via the 'Random' feature, JB. They sound...close... Good work (that's what THEY said)!

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