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Song Parodies -> "Three Koi in a Fountain"

Original Song Title:

"Three Coins in a Fountain"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Three Koi in a Fountain"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Three koi in a fountain.
Each seeking apertureness.
Homed on three gropeful lovers.
Which one will mount an ingress?

Three swimmers encount'rin',
Pissed-off piscatory zones. . .
Fish humans would be mountin'
On a plaque inside their home.

To a fundament, ingress,
To a fundament, ingress.

Now they've found all but one,
And it's the fin-rifflin' kind.
Just one fish is implanted,
Swimming hard in somatic brine.

Mako? Fine! Has no spine. Wouldn't bind.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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malcolm higgins - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
something fishy about so few votes here...5-5-5

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