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Song Parodies -> "Nitwit Kook Douche"

Original Song Title:

"Little Deuce Coup"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Nitwit Kook Douche"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Nitwit kook douche--
Lots of woe's what we got.
Dimwit kook douche--
Lots of dough has been shot.

Well he's a bag an' draggin' the country down,
And he's got the nastiest sh*theels around.
Supposes Iraq's gonna democratize
When Muslims eat flying pigs, winged. . .when he'll attain that prize.

A brain-crippled kook douche--
Lots of woe's what we got.
Liberal loser of loot--
Blockhead dolt's what we got.

A brain-crippled kook douche whose blank head is filled
With a smatter of gray matter, many brain cells killed
By coke and whiskey, he's always stoked for more.
The dude's got IQ of 40, topping his poll score.

A brain-crippled kook douche--
Lots of coke and brain rot.
Distillates-filled kook douche--
Lots of pokes and brain rot

He's had a con-the-nation clutch of thugs, whores, cons, and bores:
Ghastly perps like Al, Dick, Rove, Rummy. . .snakelike corps.
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid. . .
Nearly a year for things to still slip badly.

Despite all the advice, he gave the light green
To blowin' away sons and daughters for his senseless scheme.
We get sucked down the drain; just as Daddy feared:
The strongman's rubbed out, civil war's reared.

Distillates-swill kook hooched--
In the toe we've been shot.
He's a Dick's shill dupe kook--
Lots of smoke's what we got.

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MasonR - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG, the word play here is incredible! Great job, lots of LOL moments, gotta reread this one carefully. 555
Stan Hall - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Aw, JB ... Once again, you've let the bugger off with only 555 of the infinite lashes he's due. :-)
alvin - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the flying pig part
John Barry - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Stan, Alvin.
AFW - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
There's sort of a subtle hint here, that you're not all that fond of GWB
Michael Pacholek - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Bush can't even COUNT to 5, but the rest of us can, and do!
Guy - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Strategery.

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