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Song Parodies -> "An Unguent Gel Exudes"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"An Unguent Gel Exudes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

An unguent gel exudes
For my behind.

Feel better when I've pumped the tube
Up my fryin'
Hole; it is fryin'!

You know, I can't stand it
When my bum plunks down.
Feels just like my caddy
Jammed the damned putter into the brown.

An dung-vent gel exudes
For my behind.

Ply the tube!
Ply the tube!
Ply the tube!
Ply the tube! And right now!!
When it's up there,
It soothes so warmly.
First, drop my trou,

Then rear's free
To pump the gel into
Where sun don't shine.
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Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Only you, JB, only you! Hey, check out some of Screamin' Jay Hawkins' album titles. Funny stuff. Especially, "Black Music for White People". I think he recorded that entire album without a rhythm section. 555
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
i can see how jay would be screamin'
Johnny D - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
JB, you've taken over the reigns from Guy DiRito in this genre!
AFW - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Hit the s-pot with this one...
Lionel Mertens - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Your crude dude, but that's why we like you so much. Keep it up and keep down. 5's.
John Barry - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick (funny comment), Alvin, JD, AFW, Lionel.

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