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Song Parodies -> "Bouillabaisse"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Oooh! Bouillabaisse, fine bouillabaisse,
I need it; I feed it
To all my friends, and they are glad--
Tasty parts of fish like shad.
I tell them they can't go wrong,
Though that taste is kinda strong.

That bouillabaisse, brine bouillabaisse,
Delicious-a, nutritious-a.
Before we're taking sup,
Must be dismissing my aching pup;
He's got to go away
Or he'll give us a bouquet.

Feed ya, feed ya
Bouillabaisse, smooth, bouillabaisse.

Bouillabaisse, fine bouillabaisse,
My cooking on one rule is based:
I put in no fugu,
Because pufferfish will snuff you.
They blow more than one way
Joe eats while we all pray.

"This repast tastes ghastly, nasty;
Chokiness has got the best of me.
It's fugu'd bouillabaisse!"

We need to, oh how we need to
Get this man at once into
The ER then ICU;
Cheeks have an icy hue.

"Bouillabaisse, ouch, is really hurting me,
Killing, actually,
Damned bouillabaisse!"

Poor Joe has passed away.
We all will fast today.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Ann Hammond - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
sounds fishy
Meriadoc - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank goodness! For a minute I was worried you put the puppy in there... ;-)
alvin - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
bowled me over
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Remind me not to come to dinner at your place, JAB! Nothing fishy about this...555
Michael E Cormier - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I know we all FISH for compliments here, and I won't disappoint. Good work 555

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